Enjoying sex in pregnancy

HAVE you seen a woman heavily pregnant?  I mean one with a bulging stomach, probably in her seventh month to the time of delivery. Did you notice how she was pushing and striving to move with the ‘load’ on her? 

Let me whisper a secret for your ears only; do you know that even with their self-inflicted ‘heavy load’, they still conveniently savour the sweetness of the ‘forbidden fruit’? Yes they do!

From my little research, I discovered that some women suddenly develop high libido when their sex partner scores a goal and deposits a ‘ball’ or two inside their tummy.

Now here are a few tips I resourced from books and some experienced people on the best way and positions to stay during sex in pregnancy, especially when the tummy has grown so big and looks inconvenient to enjoy your hubby in bed.

There is this funky position called ‘roasted chicken’. Just like the name sounds, you know quite well how a chicken would look like when roasted. You can’t deny that you haven’t seen a roasted chicken before, even if you haven’t. How about a frozen chicken? You are familiar with the way its wings and legs are raised up in totally submission to the butcher.

Yes, that’s the same way a heavily pregnant woman should pose for the gentle and slow penetration of her husband’s one-eyed Anaconda.

Although that posture is generally very fascinating and enjoyable for every heavily endowed woman, I mean those ones on the big and massive size. The weight of their body especially their thighs would not permit them to savour other flexible positions. So the best way they could gobble and enjoy the full penetration of their guy’s turgid pole is to pose like a frozen or roasted chicken, while the man employs his prowess in driving ‘in’ all the elements of his John Thomas.

Those men who have a penchant and fantasies for ladies with a heavy backside, know what I am talking about.

They can’t agree less with me that the butchering posture is the best way to penetrate in between those heavy mountains behind their women.

Now back to the pregnant ones, considering the fact that their bodies would have become heavily laden with the weight of the growing fetus, they have to adapt to some special positions for safe and better sexual enjoyment.

When the duo are ready for the action, they go straight to the point without much foreplay because the present situation of the woman (especially her swollen body and belle) would make them feel quite uncomfortable.

So, the best they could do is to get themselves ready and wet with intense deep kissing, then subsequently smooching, and touching of vital sensitive parts.

The nipple of the expectant mother could be painful at that time, so it wouldn’t be advisable for her partner to squeeze her breasts. But if she can handle it, the man can only fondle the whole breast gently while his other hand moves to the entrance of his wife’s treasure island.

Take note! This step also needs caution. The man shouldn’t be lost and engrossed in his burning desire to have his long thing buried deep inside his wife’s ‘hole’ and injure her walls in the process. As he inserts his finger(s) into her, he should be gentle and slow in movement.

As soon as he notices that his wife is wet enough and begging him to pounce on her, he should then withdraw his hands, gently help her to pose in the desired position. If they are on a low bed, he should stand or bend at the edge of the bed while his wife lies vertically with her waist region close to the edge of the bed. Then the man should hold her legs up making sure he’s not discomforting her or the unborn baby, before slotting in the charged and already spitting JT inside her wetness.

Gently, then slow and steady, they would both arrive at the gate of sexual orgasm feeling so relieved satisfied.

Another position heavily pregnant women could find more relaxing is the ‘hands on the wall’ posture.  Just like the name implies also, this position is very simple and could be adopted by all sundry in order to achieve an awesome time out with your sex partner.

Most women also prefer it because it gives room for the fully penetration of the sugar stick deep inside her honey pot. The men also have a greater reason to salivate for that style because while the women is bended from her waist region shooting her buttocks out, it enables the anxious man to insert all his manliness into his partner without any form of obstacle. It’s more like a one way road, without traffic or pot holes.

So if you are heavily pregnant and still itch for some ecstasy, you have every right and opportunity to enjoy sex with your protruded tummy.

You could even find sexual experiences during pregnancy more satisfying and interesting than when you were still ‘single’.

As for the man whose wife is pregnant, don’t abandon the poor woman at home and go astray seeking for relive to quench your sexual urge with the notion that she is ‘heavy’ and incapable of giving you what you want.

Pregnancy doesn’t stop women from enjoying their sexual life like before. It is not an avenue to deny husbands of their conjugal rights.