I AM not a feminist, but I won’t stop tackling men, especially our African men. Yes! I said it! When will men learn to get hold of that red-capped lizard dangling in-between their thighs?
You will see a man with a very beautiful and well-behaved wife who has bore him two or more children, yet still looking so fresh and untouched, running after little girls with confusing shape and body frame.
The kind of girls I call ‘Destiny Killers’.
Of what good are you to them? Definitely not good enough in bed or to pose around as her main bobo. Painfully, you’re only good because of your money.
Oga, Papa Bomboy abi na Baba Michael, you’re nothing but a money- dispensing machine to that little girl that whines and does stunts for you on the bed and you keep fooling your age, smiling like a roasted goat, feeling like a higher achiever.
She smiles and rubs your head and bare chest every time she sees you. And you think you are Mr. wonderful or what?
Oh yeah! Of course, you are so wonderful. Just a perfect Mugu 1 ( I can also bet that she saved your name with that on same phone you bought for her). Go and ask any happening babe these days.
Mugus and Magas are those men filling different babes banks accounts with money. As far as some of these babes are concerned, these men are no good to them, if not for their money.
What good is a married man to a single girl anyway? Can he do it better than her boyfriend who’s still playing the field? Some are even less than ‘2mins’ men. ( You know what I mean na).
So, my dear married men (both the ones in serious relationships) don’t go fooling yourself that that babe is over heels in love with you. That she can’t do without you. You even believe that she’s a die-hard for your sugar stick… Hmmmm…All lies.
You’re as good as the last cash or cheque you signed in her name. No money-no love-no-sex.
Doubting me. Let’s try this out.
After the day’s work or probably over the weekend, you know how and where you meet to commit your adulterous acts. Just before the most anticipated action on the bed, tell her you are so broke and bla bla bla. Suddenly, suddenly, that sugar coated names she calls you will disappear from her lips. Then she forms tired, sick and not in the mood. Oh! What a pity.
Try out my theory and see how long she will cope in that absurd parasitic relationship. Not for long, that’s for sure.
Some of these married men are even monkeys in bed, but the babe allows him to feel like a superstar because of the money she wants to collect to pay her bills.
Extra-marital affairs are not right, and there is no reason to justify it. I can specifically tell you that 95 percent of men are unfaithful. Some men flaunt it, some hide it, but somehow, the wife or their fiancée always get to know.
The terrible thing about such affairs and knowledge of it is that it can never be erased from the memory, no matter how apologetic, remorseful, the guy/babe later turn out to be. It can crack and crash the strongest marriage foundation.
Some women even know their rivals by name. Some know them in person, yet keep their cool in order to play safe and maintain the peace and love at home with their husbands.
One of my married girl-friends recently told me the other day that she was forced to beat the hell out of husband’s mistress, because the shameless lady won’t even let her have her own once a week share of her husband.
The guy works in an oil company in Abuja and on rare occasions comes home for the weekends. It was on one of those rare occasions that the mistress called him at home and was pleading with him to come back to Abuja ASAP. Because according to her, she couldn’t stand staying alone in their big apartment alone since her school has refused to call off the strike.
Unfortunately for the husband snatcher, the real owner of the farmland she has been stealing from picked the call.
After listening to her at the other end of the phone, she dropped the phone and picked the number but never said a word of it to her husband.
She started a secret investigation about the girl giving her sleepless nights. You know what they say about women been more investigative than FBI when it comes to matters concerning their man and a concubine…… to be continued.
